“If I hear bad news about the stock market one more time, I’m gonna be sick.”

We get it. Investors are rattled, costs keep rising, and the world keeps getting weirder.

So, who’s better at handling their money than the uber-rich?

Have 3 long-term investing tips UBS (Swiss bank) shared for shaky times:

The catch? Most alternatives aren’t open to everyday investors

That’s why Masterworks exists: 70,000+ members invest in shares of something that’s appreciated more overall than the S&P 500 over 30 years without moving in lockstep with it.*

Contemporary and post war art by legends like Banksy, Basquiat, and more.

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_{*Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Investing involves risk. Reg A disclosures: masterworks.com/cd}

The WSJ just reported the highest price ever paid for modern art at auction.

While equities, gold, bitcoin hover near highs, the art market is showing signs of early recovery after one of the longest downturns since the 1990s.

Here’s where it gets interesting→

Each investing environment is unique, but after the dot com crash, contemporary and post-war art grew ~24% a year for a decade, and after 2008, it grew ~11% annually for 12 years.*

Overall, the segment has outpaced the S&P by 15 percent with near-zero correlation from 1995 to 2025.

Now, Masterworks lets you invest in shares of artworks featuring legends like Banksy, Basquiat, and Picasso. Since 2019, investors have deployed $1.25 billion across 500+ artworks.

Masterworks has sold 25 works with net annualized returns like 14.6%, 17.6%, and 17.8%.

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_{*Per Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance not indicative of future returns. Important Reg A disclosures: masterworks.com/cd}

🔁 OpenAI Reframes Its AGI Strategy
OpenAI announced a strategic shift: user adoption and practical usage are now viewed as key to reaching AGI, not just technical capability gains — addressing what it calls the “capability overhang.” Techloy

📊 “Your Year with ChatGPT” Launches
A fun, Spotify-Wrapped-style recap feature rolled out across ChatGPT platforms — summarizing individual usage stats and whimsical badges like Creative Debugger. Windows Central

🤝 Intuit & OpenAI Partnership
Intuit signed a significant AI partnership with OpenAI to power smarter business tax and finance queries, signaling stronger enterprise adoption. accountingtoday.com

👉 What’s new under the hood:

Insight: OpenAI continues to blend “fun & practical” features with serious enterprise horsepower.

📈 Google Ends 2025 on Top
Market sentiment and product updates have repositioned Google at the pinnacle of the AI race this year, with strong performance in both Search and Gemini deployments. Yahoo Finance

📡 Search & Productivity AI Updates
Google Labs launched “CC”, a proactive daily AI briefing agent that integrates with Gmail, Calendar, and Drive to summarize tasks and updates — currently piloting with select users. promptinjection.net

🔥 Gemini 3 Series Continues Expansion
Google’s latest flagship multimodal models (Gemini 3 Pro, DeepThink, and Flash) are pushing benchmarks and raising expectations for intelligent reasoning, efficient performance, and multimodal integration. Wikipedia

Insight: Google’s AI strategy mixes consumer reach (search & productivity) with developer tools (coding assistance and deep reasoning AI).

📱 On-Device AI & Privacy First
Analysts note 2026 will likely spotlight Apple’s on-device AI growth — with stronger Siri capabilities and local generative AI that protects privacy. The Motley Fool

⚙️ Apple Intelligence Momentum
Although no brand-new release dropped today, Apple Intelligence has matured across iPhone, iPad, Mac, and Vision platforms — integrating smarter writing aids, visuals, and proactive suggestions. TechCrunch

Looking Ahead: Apple’s focus remains on edge AI and tight ecosystem integration, differentiating itself with privacy and hardware synergy.

🏢 AI Race Shifts to Boardrooms
Experts argue that the next phase of AI competition is increasingly shaping up in strategy rooms and enterprise deals, not just labs. The National

🧑‍⚖️ Copyright Lawsuits Hit AI Giants
A high-profile lawsuit by authors targets major AI firms — including OpenAI and Google — over training dataset use, potentially reshaping industry data practices. eWeek

🎄 Holiday AI Fun:
Google’s Santa Tracker and other AI-powered seasonal tools continue to delight users around the globe this festive week. Tom's Guide

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